Make it Fit!

Very clever marketing campaign for KY Jelly! If you don't get it? Then you obviously don't know the importance of KY jelly and what its used for. . . . . . . .And you also don't know what you're missing! X x X

Diva's vs Demon's

Last Friday i hosted a totally awesome fashion show for the David Norris for President Campaign and it was sooooo friggin' awesome! I got to meet and hang out with the likes of the gawjus Carrie D'Away, the wonderful Miss Gigi Dauphine, and the sexified local Miss Lady Lala! Here's some pics of the night! Big Thank you to EVERYONE that was involved and took part! And even more special shout out to Tim and Barney for putting it all together and making it a night to remember! X x X

JOYZEY SHORE IS BACK!

Oh I am bustin' with excitement at the drama that's in store in this season 4 of Jersey Shore! Sweet mutha of Jesus! It's gonna be AWWWWWESOME!!!!!!!

Barbie Gets EVERYTHING!

Oh that Barbie, the girl that has everything wants your iphone! Be warned! She ALWAYS gets what she wants! lol

New York! New York!

I have never been more proud to say I was from New york after this weekend! The empire State Building was lit up with the Pride Colours! HAPPY FRIGGIN' PRIDE SEASON TO EACH AND EVERY GAWJUS LGBTQ BOY AND GIRL ALL AROUND THE WORLD! I LOVE You Guyz!

Future Fashion Designer

Check out this video of a very naughty little girl who just wants to make the world a little more colourful! I don't her Ma was too impressed though! LoL

Charades Challenge

Here's a fun game for you guyz to play with your friends! Turn down the volume and see if you would have gotten this guys Interpretive dance Charade's routine for a sowng we all know and sing drunkenly at the end of a club night drunk on a regular basis! It's pretty awesome!

Gawd I Love The Beach!

Check out this video! The guy is pretty yummy! But has an unexpected ending! This happened to me one time, not as severe now, but i did get the shock of my life when it sprayed in my face! (Watch the video you filthy perverts to see what i'm tawlking about!)

Arrivederci To Italy!

Our favourite gang have finished filming, gave back the keys, and packed up all their spray tan, tank tops, and crocodillies and have said goodbye to Italy! But don't be sad! Because season 4 premieres on MTV on August 4th, AND they are going straight back to seaside heights to film Season 5 for the new year! Plenty of Guido to go round for EVERYONE! AWESOMES! PS: I am in love with Snooki's glasses and boots!

Diamond Crowned Queen Raja

Check out the new FIERCE video from America's next drag superstar, Raja. For those of you who don't know Raja? What the hell is wrong with you? Raja is the reigning Champion from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3! (And also appeared on America's Next Top Model, and is close friends with Tyra Banks!) (Oh and watch out for season 2's runner up Raven in the video getting molested with a funky plastic fringe)

LOLz!

Oh my Gawd! This Beaver has me in friggin hysterics laughing at it! Minding his own business, strolls out of the water and then see's that smelly ass skunk! Priceless reaction! LOL

Hawt!

I have zero idea what this faboosh bitch in the red pumps is even singing about! But yet this is one my favourite videos on the internet at the moment! No. . . . Idea. . . . . . Why! It MAY have something to do with the gorilla juiceheads playing soccer with no tops on! *Drools

Nip Slip!

You can't deny it! But you just gotta love the class that oozes out of them Kardashian girls! An Inspiration to all women EVERYWHERE! Live Morning television, the whole of America waking up to a fresh new day, turn on their tv's, and there's one of Khloe's big ass titty's hanging out! LOL

Update: Even funnier! She had 6 minutes of screen time with her nipple hanging out! And nobody told her! HAHAHA!

Happy Birthday

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the awesome comedienne extraordinaire, and living legend that is Miss Joan Rivers! A little Jewish girl from New York with a dream, a dream of being famous, getting married, shocking audiences, getting divorced, having fun, getting EVERYTHING in the settlement, cracking jokes, getting married again, buying diamonds, getting divorced again, getting everything again, buy more diamonds, and bitch slapping any celebrity in her eye line with catty comments, oh and then buying furs etc etc etc etc Gotta love her!

Bad Hair Day Much?

We've all had them. . . . . . . . Just not as extreme as this poor liddle bastid!